Dirty Jacky

"I've got a
gun
and you've
got a knife.
Do ya feel lucky?
Well do ya punk?"


The March 28-2007 Winnipeg Free Press newspaper reports: "A knife-wielding man killed by police Tuesday morning after going on a deadly rampage inside a Wolseley care home had been exhibiting bizarre behaviour in recent weeks that had neighbours baffled." You gotta love the way low income weasel journalists try to spice up a prosaic story!
"Const. Jacqueline Chaput said the man refused to drop the weapon, leaving her no choice but to use deadly force." Sure, it's not like she and her partner had stun guns, bats, the option to shoot the nutcase in the leg first, etc.

The Hunchback of Madison Lodge

Police escort a Madison Lodge resident from the scene as they investigate a stabbing and shooting yesterday.
Resident Whack Job Arthur Szymkow, notwithstanding being heavily intoxicated from a potpourri of anti-psychotic prescription drugs, finds an opportunity to try to get his 15 minutes of fame.