tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67421628584729245402012-02-15T22:28:27.587-08:00Tales of Satire and ParadoxJason Repahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16038899447587149264noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6742162858472924540.post-72775489803730650582010-06-22T20:59:00.000-07:002010-06-24T08:53:35.870-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WBzRvOJWSr8/TCGK2qHCSFI/AAAAAAAAAK0/VsKNeBL6qYo/s1600/kent.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 281px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WBzRvOJWSr8/TCGK2qHCSFI/AAAAAAAAAK0/VsKNeBL6qYo/s320/kent.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485818492735342674" /></a><br />MAY 4, 1962 – JUNE 12, 2010<br />Kent Parke died Saturday, June 12th, 2010 at the Victoria General Hospital age of 48 years. Kent is survived by his parents Doreen and George, brother Don, sister Kim, nieces Alexandria and Hope, and nephew Andrew, Uncle Ross and Uncle Doug. <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >Apparently the cause of death was a lethal combination of Ginseng and Chlorpromazine. </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6742162858472924540-7277548980373065058?l=thegrimrepa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jason Repahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16038899447587149264noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6742162858472924540.post-49729699760780018822007-03-29T00:26:00.000-07:002007-04-11T03:48:12.799-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WBzRvOJWSr8/Rgtqd94ZdQI/AAAAAAAAAAU/tThdXJhQaxY/s1600-h/160_chaput_060324.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WBzRvOJWSr8/Rgtqd94ZdQI/AAAAAAAAAAU/tThdXJhQaxY/s320/160_chaput_060324.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047244870458635522" border="0" /></a>"I've got a<br />gun<br />and you've<br />got a knife.<br />Do ya feel lucky?<br />Well do ya punk?"<br /><br /><br /><span class="body">The March 28-2007 Winnipeg Free Press newspaper reports: "A knife-wielding man killed by police Tuesday morning after going on a deadly rampage inside a Wolseley care home had been exhibiting bizarre behaviour in recent weeks that had neighbours baffled." <span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >You gotta love the way low income weasel journalists try to spice up a prozaic story!</span></span></span><br /><span class="body">"Const. Jacqueline Chaput said the man refused to drop the weapon, leaving her no choice but to use deadly force." <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >Sure, it's not like she and her partner had stun guns, bats, the option to shoot the nutcase in the leg first, etc.<br /><br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6742162858472924540-4972969976078001882?l=thegrimrepa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jason Repahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16038899447587149264noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6742162858472924540.post-39054630847012884792007-03-27T17:00:00.000-07:002007-03-29T01:01:33.196-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WBzRvOJWSr8/RgtfL94ZdPI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fUZrcCIb3u8/s1600-h/Art.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WBzRvOJWSr8/RgtfL94ZdPI/AAAAAAAAAAM/fUZrcCIb3u8/s320/Art.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047232466593084658" border="0" /></a>Police escort a Madison Lodge resident from the scene as they investigate a stabbing and shooting yesterday.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:arial;" >Resident Whack Job Arthur Szymkow, notwithstanding being heavily intoxicated from a potpourri of anti-psychotic prescription drugs, finds an opportunity to try to get his 15 minutes of fame.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6742162858472924540-3905463084701288479?l=thegrimrepa.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jason Repahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16038899447587149264noreply@blogger.com0